Haymo, the leading company for self driving cars, has announced that they would send new Lamboar-guinea pigs on to the roads by Friday. These new snazzy cars have all the features a guinea pig could want, and have great mileage. Find out whether you want buy one below, based on features and practicality
Features: The old Lamboar-Guineas Pigs had a lot of amazing features, such as Vitamin C soda machines, but the new self-driving ones have that and more. Let’s take a look:
- Vitamin C soda dispenser, complete with ice and biodegradable straws and cups.
- Air fresheners, with 4 distinct smells – lettuce green, strawcherry red, pineapple breeze, and orange delight.
- A small litter box, for when you really need to go.
- A pullout bed, under the front and back seats, in case you get sleepy.
- Automatic petting device, for ththose who desire the feeling of being pet
- A few small storage containers for pellets or snacks
- A few little pieces of wood for gnawing
- Clean, comfortable bedding everywhere
- A few secret hide holes, in case you get ambushed by those pesky humans
- A fully functioning air conditioner
- A great sunroof for sunlight and air
As for price, it’s still a great deal. It’s made out of strong but cheap steel. The car only costs 50 thousand pellet pennies, and has a mileage of about 15,000 a year. You also get 35 miles per gallon of gas, and a plug in slot for electric driving is included. It is a very practical vehicle, too. It has power equal to 150 pig power and has a maximum speed of 160 kilometers per hour. It comes in a variety of different colors while also providing comfort.
We were also able to interview a few of Lamb Boar Guinea’s employees. “We believe in comfort, practicality and a reasonable price.” says Bill Automo, guinea pig transportation expert for the Lamb Boar Guinea brand. “Customer satisfaction is the goal of all of our employees. If you’re not satisfied, we’re not doing our job.” According to her, these new self-driving cars could be the future. “They have so many features, for a rather low price. It’s really a great deal. “
However, not everybody thinks that these fancy cars are all that great. Many people do not trust these fully automated cars, especially the spokesperson for General Whiskers, Miranda Dewlap. “That idea, is like, totally not gonna work out,” she said when we interviewed her. “Now, go away, I, like, need to put on my lipstick.” Other major car manufacturers such as Haynda agreed with her, saying that “self-driving cars will lead us to doom,” and that “robots will take over the world,” but the majority of people disagree.
What do you think? In my humble opinion, I say that you should gopher it, but it’s up to you. Want to hear more news like this? Make sure to tune in for more guinea pigs news tomorrow.
– reported by journalist Ginny Pigg, a guinea pig
