After Ginger’s motivational speech in the city of New York, many guinea pigs have been seen rioting and generally biting people as they pass by. The mayor of New York has been trying to calm the guinea pigs down, but they refused to budge. Traffic has been stopped due to the masses of guinea pigs, and supermarkets are being ransacked by hungry guinea pigs.
When interviewed, many guinea pig protesters stated that the humans were “violating their natural rights” and “enslaving them.” Though this is a debated issue, many people are starting to agree with the guinea pigs.
“Maybe they do deserve more freedom,” one pedestrian stated, dodging angry guinea pigs. “They are – OW! – very cute.” Perhaps the guinea pigs do have a reason to be angry. Another pedestrian also said that “guinea pigs have emotions too.”
The Mayor of New York, however, was infuriated. He was seen screaming, “Get these guinea pigs off my lawn!” He also stated that these ‘rats’ were everywhere and must be exterminated. Surely the god Hazel and her deputy Ginger will be furious to hear this. Find out more at Guinea Pigs News.
– Reported by journalist William Liu
